Your Tax Dollars Given to Terrorists, In Return For Not Killing Us

A novel strategy.

The U.S. federal government is announcing a new program called CVE (Counter Violent Extremism) in Minneapolis Minnesota. Under the U.S. program, authorized by President Obama, Somali Muslims living in Minnesota will be paid not to go on terror rampages. or blow themselves up.

…”Led by a taskforce of 15 Somali Americans and a traditional community grant-making organization, the Counter Violent Extremism (CVE) program is the brainchild of the chief federal prosecutor for Minnesota, Andrew Luger. […] The goal is to prevent youth recruitment by overseas extremist groups such as Isis or al-Shabaab”…

Any individual found engaged in an act of violent jihad will have their monthly payment stopped, and all federal income subsides removed. They’re calling it “crime prevention“, so there’s always that…

What I want to know is why we aren’t paying militias to not overthrow the government? At least the money would fortify our arms industry. Better yet, why not pay businessmen to not ship jobs overseas? Or government agents to not bust innocent citizen’s balls? Instead we pay psychopathic Somalis with 30 IQ’s to not kill people.

Why does this stuff always go to the most retarded foreigners they can find, rather than somewhere where it might either be moral, beneficial, or maybe even both?

Bring on the apocalypse.