Vasectomies Rise Ahead Of Hampton’s Summer

Notice the change in mating and rearing attitudes when you pool wealth in an area:

The latest Hamptons summer accessory? A vasectomy.

When Scott, a male model who says he’s in his 30s, kicks off the Hamptons high season this weekend at his Sag Harbor waterfront house, the unattached hunk won’t have any reservations about hooking up with women he hardly knows.

“I had a vasectomy a few months ago. Having a house in the Hamptons and being fairly well-off, I’ve encountered some problems — women try to get pregnant,” said Scott, a regular on the society scene who earns a cool half-million a year.

He recalled sex partners who have lied to him about being on birth control. “It’s a trick. [They say,] ‘I love you, [we] don’t need a condom….'”

The goal? At the very least: 18 to 21 years of child support and, in some instances, a green card for the mother, since their child would be born in the US. At best: Scott said, “Women want that Cinderella story [of happily ever after], but I’m noncommittal at this point in my life.”

Area urologists report they’re seeing more well-off bachelors request vasectomies ahead of the Hamptons season. Matt — a divorced, 41-year-old Park Sloper who works in media and drives a Jaguar convertible — had his vasectomy performed four years ago “at the beginning of May in anticipation of the summer,” he said. It can take up to three months for sperm to be 100 percent eliminated, but for men who just can’t wait, an ejaculate test can determine if their system is cleared sooner.

“There’s a spike in single guys” who get the procedure in spring and early summer, said Dr. David Shusterman, a urologist in Midtown.

It is funny how the ease of wealth creates a real antagonism between the sexes, and a sociopathic fixation on resources, where the child conceived is practically an afterthought – little more than a means to an end. It is almost like you get that ease, and a real aspect of your humanity drifts away. It is surely not the same for everyone, but on the whole, you can see the trend. And obviously I would not look to these characters to be diehard centipedes on reddit and 4chan.

It is not all chance these trait arise here. It is a real adaptation of human reproductive strategy to the glut of resources. All of the complexity of economics, the advent of money, the complicated types of resources and pleasures available – it is all little more than dopamine in the brain, and they all produce the same effect a sudden bloom of fruit would have produced in our ancient past.

It produces the r-selected reproductive strategy.

Tell others about r/K Theory, because wealth isn’t all ease and comfort

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7 years ago

[…] Vasectomies Rise Ahead Of Hampton’s Summer […]

Pitcrew
Pitcrew
7 years ago

It’s shocking that women can view their babies as a check. The more you try to understand it you just can’t. What a terrible life for the child.

Agent J
Agent J
7 years ago

And now our male rabbit model will skip condoms, and his biggest prize will be getting every STD the promiscuous women he beds have acquired.

Duke Norfolk
7 years ago

Yeah, I saw this story and just thought, “bunnies, friggen bunnies.”