The Future Of r – Sperminator Handing Off Semen In Target Bathrooms

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This Father’s Day, he’s still the most in-demand dad in town.

A year after The Post revealed that CUNY math professor Ari Nagel had fathered 23 kids — some conceived the old-fashioned way, others involving sperm handoffs at public spots such as the Atlantic Center Target in Downtown Brooklyn — he’s back. Nagel, 41, has donated his supersperm to even more women, resulting in four kids born since last Father’s Day. And eight other ladies, from Florida to Maryland to The Bronx, are currently pregnant because of him. SEE ALSO

In fact, wannabe mommies from all over the globe have reached out to Nagel after seeing his story in The Post: He’s had inquiries from Turkey, Nigeria, South Africa and even China.

The Sperminator’s summer is jam-packed with trips timed to ovulation schedules. He’s flying to Israel this week to meet a woman who will have Nagel freeze his sperm at a clinic in case her first attempt at pregnancy is unsuccessful. After that, he’s off to Vietnam. “This crippled woman’s story really hit home,” he said of a 30-something left in a wheelchair after a debilitating motorcycle accident a few years ago. “She said, ‘It’s all I ever wanted.’ You just have a vibe that she’d be an amazing mom.” Plus, it will diversify his portfolio: “I don’t have an Asian baby yet.” In mid-July, a hopeful from Taiwan is flying in to New York to see if Nagel can make her dreams come true.

In every case, the women are covering the cost of the flights. But, as always, Nagel charges nothing for his sperm.

You will not see this in times of high K.

This is the optimum r-strategy, and unlike traditional liberals who self-sterilize, this strategy will actually reproduce.

Notice there is no demonstration of fitness beyond the social recognition that he produces lots of children. Women know nothing about him, beyond the fact they saw he was doing this in a newspaper, and they flock to him, hoping their sons will grow up into semen vending machines, and have fifty children themselves.

This is also the difference between the social obsession of the world of r, where Kim Kardashian now makes almost $50 million dollars per year for just being famous for being famous, and the world of K where someone like Donald Trump’s success at real estate development is judged by more objective, quality-based measures of his ability to mold the environment beneficially through ability, effort, and determination.

As weird as it sounds, there is a real possibility that as centuries pass, rabbits will evolve to be sexually satisfied at contemplating the idea of receiving sperm in a little cup in a Target bathroom from some world-famous sperm dispenser, whose children will become world-famous sperm dispensers. Eventually the story will be about the ten year old kid who is doing this, and he will become the standard bearer, because his children will likely start doing it earlier, and having even more kids.

Imagine if one man doing this, starting at ten years old, could produce 800 kids over his lifetime. It wouldn’t take many such rabbits as a percentage to promulgate the psychological traits that produced that behavior, when all of the rest of us have two kids. If resources are free, and all the welfare queens flock to him to increase their bennies with more babies, watch out.

The future of r is almost certainly the welfare queen, though I must admit I had not seen this strategy emerging to supplement it. We may not have seen the end of the degeneracy of r. Where fat welfare queens in the projects meet sperm dispenser dads, we may have the ultimate incarnation of r.

Still it is interesting that everywhere r emerges, is seems to revolve around dehumanizing our species. I suppose it is to be expected that the r-strategy would dehumanize a K-selected human species.

You do have to wonder where the bottom will be, though.

Spread r/K Theory, because kids deserve more from a father than a two minute sperm donation