Signs Of r-selection – Tent-sized Clothing

This will directly align with the advance of rabbitry:

The obesity crisis sweeping Britain is now so acute that dozens of shops are selling XXXXXXXXL size clothes.

A huge 8XL T-shirt would fit an incredible 80in chest and 80in waist – the equivalent of almost seven feet in circumference.

Demand for supersize clothes has increased so much in recent years that one in ten items now sold in plus size stores is 8XL.

If rabbitry were considered weird today, and parents refused to allow boys dressed as girls to peep on their daughters, and people felt nations needed borders to keep out the leeches, and so on, you would not see cloths that could double as two-person tents being sold in any real numbers. Likewise, when beaches begin to fill up with humans that look like large beached whales and a trip to the shopping mall looks like a scene of meandering Brontosaurs from Jurassic Park, you know all the fun of rabbitry will not be far behind.

Food equals dopamine. It is an equation that explains not only the dominant political ideals, but the rise and fall of nations as well.

Given how big clothes have gotten, and that the pendulum always swings just as far back, this collapse will be a doozy.

Given Trump’s dominance today, it is already in its earliest stages.

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8 years ago

[…] Signs Of r-selection – Tent-sized Clothing […]

Dave
Dave
8 years ago

Don’t forget to silkscreen on that shirt:

I BEAT ANOREXIA

devilmenot
devilmenot
Reply to  Dave
8 years ago

Lol-welcome to the idiocracy.