Sex-Robots Arrive – For Rent!

Having a functional disgust reflex, I don’t get this:

The Irish brothel made headlines last month after posting an advert offering punters the chance to rent out a lifelike sex doll for £80-an-hour.

The silicone babe, named Passion Dolly and described as “Ireland’s most realistic sex doll”, was shipped over from the US and leased out by two Eastern European bordello workers.

Now, another month on, one of the owners told Daily Star Online the overwhelmingly “positive response” has given them impetus to expand the business rapidly.

Rent it? If I bought it off Ebay used, I could power-wash that thing for hours, alternating with lye and sulfuric acid, and I still couldn’t touch it without rubber gloves and a full tyvek suit with hood and booties. Who is renting these things by the hour?

On the bright side, there will come a time when intelligent rabbits will fully self-sterilize themselves. I’m imagining towers of pods like in The Matrix, each filled with rabbits wired into the virtual orgy through a brain cable, and suspended in a mixture of synthetic amniotic fluid and fermenting sex juices.

Once pajama boy has a choice between facing the wasteland to remain after the Apocalypse, and spending his days in a virtual orgy with Cindy Crawford, Heidi Klum, Marilyn Monroe, and Halle Berry, outside, on a field of purple grass, under pink clouds and a blue sun, I do not think he will think twice. And as soon as he has spent one moment in that world, this world will be totally unbearable.

Once that option arises, the intellectual rabbits will all but disappear within one generation.

We should try and crowd-fund that tech now, so we can deploy it as soon as possible.

Tell everyone about r/K Theory, because the rabbitry is not without humor

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Mob Barley
Mob Barley
7 years ago

Humour indeed lol. I like your way of spinning it to the positive. If we can train ourselves to see disturbing things like this in a positive way, we’re gonna do very well.

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7 years ago

“Once pajama boy has a choice between facing the wasteland to remain after the Apocalypse, and spending his days in a virtual orgy with Cindy Crawford, Heidi Klum, Marilyn Monroe, and Halle Berry, outside, on a field of purple grass, under pink clouds and a blue sun, I do not think he will think twice. And as soon as he has spent one moment in that world, this world will be totally unbearable.

Once that option arises, the intellectual rabbits will all but disappear within one generation.”

LOL. Great point. Everyday when I wake up just the thought that r-selective traitors and the apathetic cucks will all have a much greater probability of dying in the coming Apocalypse than the trust worthy and highly rational K-selective individuals makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

When I see all the traitors defending the invasion of our beautiful lands and shoving the rotten (((progressive agenda))) down everyone’s throats with full blessing of our corrupt treasonous politicians, I take great comfort in knowing that USA and V4 will be the future of the Western culture, white race and K-selection. Many Western countries will fall to commies and islamists, but when the Sovereign Debt Crisis hits, all the idiots are going to die. Have you ever looked at a muslim country without oil? Have you looked at how much foreign aid they need just to keep alive?

We are looking at some biblical shit going down when the Apocalypse comes, when that global financial turn down hits and trillions evaporate into thin air over night, foreign aid will no longer be. Like you, I would not be surprised to see 90% of the world population die in middle of the Apocalyptic shit fest that is coming (not a question of if, only when). Our advantage is we have individuals who will take the facts and their implications seriously and will prepare accordingly. At a certain point it will just be a matter of keeping alive while the rest of the world dies from disease, violence and hunger. And as horrible as it is to say this, it won’t be a bad thing. Why would we pump billions in foreign aid to shithole countries where people reproduce but can never keep themselves alive without external help? Why should our nations pay taxes to keep them alive? Why should our nations indebt their future generations via sovereign debt financed budgets that use part of the budget for foreign aid to keep them alive? And after we feed them, they need medicine. And after the medicine they need schools. And after the schools they need jobs. And they need jobs but their average IQ is in the gutter. Nature always corrects itself, just prepare for the future in a realistic way and keep pushing. We shall prevail, because we walk the path of light.

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Reply to  Anonymous Conservative
7 years ago

Yep!

Everyone pls sign and share this:

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/release-fbi-documents-withheld-due-lack-public-interest

I think it is important to sign and share this full steam because if we hit 100000 signatures, or more, hopefully, I’m pretty sure Mr. Trump will use it to make a TV statement about it to further turn the screws on crooked Hillary and the Deep State.

infowarrior1
Reply to  Anonymous Conservative
7 years ago

I think freeing the Africans from the r-selection of malaria and various parasites and certain diseases is God’s will. Because such factors prevented K-selection. Now without those diseases they will be the last to go through K-selection. And if I am a spirit in heaven able to watch things on earth I look forward to their coming greatness.

Hobgoblin
Hobgoblin
7 years ago

A well written post and interesting, but I think you may have missed something that bears considering. Feminist have made women so toxic, they are only good for sex now. With them you run the risk of false rape allegations, social embarrassment, being crushed because when you make your interest known because they want to raise their status at your expense. Being cheated on (feminist vehemently oppose mandatory paternity test, just ask them) being cuckolded. Being arrested for battery even though she hit first, or acted with massive and gross disrespect. And being put thru the ringer in a divorce court that’s that’s shows obvious bias towards favoring women. And even if they aren’t manhating feminist dirtbags all women have access to those things.

. It’s not my bag either, but throw in some incurable stds on top of all of that and I at least wont be faulting these guys for going plastic. If you have to take the road more travelled at least take the one less likely to ruin your life.

Are these guys sad losers, yes. It’s sad that women made themselves so unappealing that this would even be considered. And they are losers because thevve lost feminine women previous generations have got to have.

infowarrior1
Reply to  Anonymous Conservative
7 years ago

Because of feminism. K-selected family values is abuse. And marital sex is rape.

SteveRogers42
SteveRogers42
7 years ago

Make it Angelina Jolie, Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, and Grace Kelly, and I’m all like: “I dunno…”.