Sean Penn Is A Certified Man-Whore, With Disgust Nasolabial Lines

Banging is like a handshake for Sean Penn:

Mexican actress Kate del Castillo has bluntly revealed that during the filming for her documentary ‘The Day I Met El Chapo’ she had sex with Sean Penn, even revealing that she fell for him.

In the Netflix film, the actress describes the Hollywood star seducing her.

‘I enjoyed it and don’t regret it I fell my friend, what can I say?’, she bluntly says in the documentary.

Speaking on Friday on Good Morning America to promote the documentary, she contradicted herself however, saying: ‘I never fell for him, we had sex. Sorry but we are both adults, single, and something was going on but that was it, it was business’.

I assume she said, “Esta Trabajo,” which might have meant something different. Still, rabbits are amusing.

I was struck by this pic of Sean Penn:

Try and make your nasolabial lines look like that. It actually requires a pretty aggressive, conscious effort to tighten the requisite muscles. When I do it, I feel like I have just walked into a room filled with dead, rotting bodies, and my head wants to snap back and recoil from the smell. In people who have it, I assume their brain has somehow gotten stuck in that cognitive response somehow, even despite their being no precipitating stimulus.

I see these nasolabial lines most often in gay men, though I did note it on a girl who was a pornstar who had a history of molestation. Since gay men anecdotally have a history of molestation, and female pornstars also have a history of molestation, I assume it is an artifact of that experience, and the hypersexuality, sometimes progressing into homosexuality, is just a byproduct of the precipitating event. It is one more thing which would point to homosexuality being some kind of sexual extremism at the far, far end of the r-selected spectrum, perhaps to the point of being an accidental overexpression. Homosexuals need amygdala stimulation so extreme to trigger arousal of their deadened amygdalae, that only what other neurotypicals would find utterly revolting is enough to trigger their amygdala sufficiently to precipitate arousal.

Interestingly, I searched “Pornstar, Nasolabial fold,” and found I was not alone in my observations on this trait. From an amateur pornstar connoisseur, in a discussion about if some pornstar has the “classic pornstar look”:

i think she only looks like a classic porn star because of her nasolabial folds though.

That’s the first and only thing i noticed the whole time.

So apparently porn star fans actually use the term “Nasolabial folds” when critiquing stars for looking too much like classical porn stars.

Makes you wonder about the path of Sean Penn’s rise to fame as a child star in Hollywood.

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