r/K Beginning To Provoke Assortive Mating

This was a ways down on the facebook r/K Discussion Group page:

Went on a date with this beautiful girl, I asked her what she is looking for. To my surprise, she asked me if I am familiar with r vs K Selection theory. I said I am a K, she said as am I. Fucking hot.

First, that r/K Discussion Group page is happening. If you aren’t there, you are missing out on good stuff. As I check it out, I realize that this site needs to up its game.

Second, K-selected girls, who proudly identify themselves as K-selected are hot. Third, many thanks to the supermodel out there who is going around spreading r/K so subversively. Talk about a master persuader with genius-level psychological knowledge.

This is what will really change how people see politics, and themselves. Hot girls have the problem of trying to sort through tons of guys who are looking at taking their hotness, and not necessarily looking to form any sort of a loyal, giving relationship. Some hot girls will not care, but those who do care, now will begin looking for unabashed K-selected wolves, instead of flashy rabbits. Imagine that.

Before, conservatism could be used as a means of judging mates, but who paid attention to politics, or even knew what that meant at that age? If r/K begins to get taught in political science classes however, the rabbit vs wolf imagery will unavoidably infect every facet of people’s perceptions of each other on college campuses. That will invariably make rabbits begin to feel inferior, just as the K-shift was going to begin producing that effect itself. With those two effects combined, watch out.

From there, once it begins affecting their status and access to mates, watch the liberals begin rioting at the very mention of r/K. That will eventually make it bigger than Milo tying up feminists and spanking them on a stage at Berkeley.

Then, you will begin to see the population divide further, as K-strategists mate with K-strategists, and r-strategists are left mating with the leftover r-strategists. Rabbits will get more rabbity, and wolves will grow ever more wolf-like.

Eventually, r/K Theory could be precipitating civil wars, triggering mass purges of r-strategists, setting off individual r-strategist lunatics on killing sprees due to amygdala-overload, and maybe even set off a World War between rabbit nations and wolf nations.

And all of that global chaos and destruction will come from hot girls beginning to ask prospective mates if they are r or K.

Spread r/K Theory, because hot women think it is attractive