It makes perfect sense, but only if you understand r/K Theory:
A group of anti-Second Amendment students is launching a protest at the University of Texas by which they plan to show their disapproval of campus carry by carrying sex toys in plain sight on the same day that carrying a concealed weapon in class becomes legal.
Campus Carry becomes legal on August 1, 2016, but as classes will not be running a full schedule at that point the protest day is set for August 24.
The group–#C**ksNotGlocks–announced the protest via a Facebook titled Campus (DILDO) Carry:
The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis.
# Cocksnotglocks. Perfect.
It makes no sense if you don’t understand r/K. What does a dildo have to do with a concealed weapon? Why not a text book on pacifism? Why not a big peace sign necklace the size of one of Flava Flav’s clock necklaces? Why not a placard of MLK jr.? Why a sex toy?
This is the battle. Quantity vs quality. Greatness vs hedonism. In-group-favoritism vs out-group-appeasement. Feminism vs the Patriarchy. Promiscuity vs careful and chaste mate discrimination. Sex toys vs guns is just a natural extension of the rabbits vs wolves meme that underpins r/K Theory.
r/K makes everything fit into place.
Apocalypse cometh™
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