The Pope is giving a speech, and all one rabbit is doing is looking for anything of value they can grab up and run off with:
Pope Francis wasn’t the only person to drink from the glass of water he used during his speech to Congress. An enterprising Democratic congressman from Philadelphia also took a sip.
U.S. Rep. Bob Brady, a Catholic, told the Philadelphia Daily News that as the pope left the chamber Thursday, he headed to the lectern to grab Francis’ drinking glass.
Brady said he took it to his office and had a drink. So did his wife, Debra, and two staffers, he said.
Notice how rabbits are in perpetual search of any little dopamine spike they can get from free resources that they can just scoop up and run off with. Things you wouldn’t even notice, they focus in on, if they can perceive the slightest dopaminergic value in them and acquiring them doesn’t require any sort of amygdala-stimulating sacrifice like face to face confrontation. These are urges that are intrinsically programmed into their very brains, to the point they will ascribe value to things just to scoop them up and get the high. It is no wonder there is no reasoning with them.
I’ll ignore the fact that these rabbit amygdalae didn’t see any problem with drinking water that had just been drunk by a world-travelling foreigner with some apparent physical debility and a little bit of what appeared at one point to be some sort of movement-disorder-related hand tremor. Personally you couldn’t have made me drink from that glass.
No wonder Apocalypse cometh™
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