Or at least that is the rumor on 4Chan:
Believe me or not it doesn’t matter. The 6 January elector ‘ballot’ count is going to go down as the greatest troll of all time.
You may or may not know, but the Vice President gets to count the electors. That’s the one thing the Constitution makes crystal clear. Apparently the plan is for Mike Pence to roll in a Dominion voting machine (or a knock off that looks like one). He’s then going to pull out a USB drive, update the software just before the count, and use the machine to count the elector ballots.
Remember, this will be on national television. The count will not only come out fractional, but it will result in more votes than actual electors AND result in Trump winning more electors than Biden.
The chamber is expected erupt in chaos. Obviously the count will be challenged. Pence will then conduct a ‘recount,’ but he will use the machine to print the recount ballots and then hand count those. The recounted number will be similar to the original count, only changing by a couple votes, but it will result in Trump winning by even more than before.
Dems are expected to cry “fraud” and Pence will object and call for order. He will tell them that it’s too late to challenge because it’s already done. The count is finished. He will then deliberately wipe the machine’s software.
This is a rough sketch of what is being planned. I don’t know the exact details, but Trump wants to fill DC because this is going to be, as he said, “wild.”
I don’t know if Pence ultimately throws it to the House after the chaos or fully certifies Trump’s win in this manner. My source wasn’t sure (I think they’re still working out details).
I hope you’re ready for the salt to flow. Trump is a showman first and foremost, and he’s putting everything into this.
As people point out, the theater aspect is hilarious. Republicans holding up cardboard to prevent anyone from seeing Pence do the counting on the machine would be epic. But it also could create a curious catch-22. Suppose they use the same machines, with the same disk images they got from Antrim, and the same software, but they just reversed Trump and Pence on the paper ballots, so Trump’s circle would be where Biden’s was and vice-versa, and it somehow counted those circles just like on election night, only giving the advantage to Trump. Suddenly, Trump has more electoral votes than Biden.
Now any court challenge has a strange catch-22, which will all revolve around the machines. If the court holds the machines can be trusted, Trump wins outright. But if they hold the machines can’t be trusted to count the Electoral Votes, then they have to also rule they can’t be trusted to have allocated the electoral votes in the state elections. And then it all has to be thrown to the House.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the machines have spoken. It’s over.
Sounds like Skynet!
Could that be structured to fuck over Roberts at the SC? It seems, properly done, by using the exact same machines, with the exact same disk images which they took from Antrim, and with the same software as election night, only with the ballots reversed, with Trump’s circle where Biden’s was on the paper, and Biden’s where Trump’s was, so the miscounting would be reversed, it would reverse the fraud. Then the Court would either have to affirm the machines were legit, or say they were not, in which case the only option is the House. There would be no other option Roberts could pursue without permanently looking like a traitor in history.
Top kek
That sounds like the kind of situation Owen Benjamin could write for one of his sketches.
That would be wonderfully amusing, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. Pence the Cuckservative is not going to troll the enemy.
Pence might play a part in Trump’s re-election, but I suspect that Trump also has a plan that doesn’t involve that weak reed.
Father in Heaven,
please, please, please. pretty please let this happen.
In Jesus name,
Amen
Pence should
1. start counting votes
2. have an aide run up to him
3. sir! we have a problem!
4. what is it?
5. on the 3rd floor..
6. what?
7. there’s a.. there’s a.. oh God..
8. what!?
9. ..a broken urinal!
10. OH MY GOD A BROKEN URINAL!
11. WE MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!
12. EVERYBODY OUT
13. I’LL STAY BEHIND
14. are you sure sir?
15. yes, somebody has to count the votes
16. but.. but.. the urinal! are you not scared!?
17. i have to perform my duty
18. NOW GO! ALL OF YOU!
19. lock the doors
20. board up the windows
21. count the votes
22. delete all evidence
23. Trump wins 526 / 0
Part of me hates what is going on but another part of me recognizes the situation as a satirist’s dream. Alexander Pope would be having a blast, and so should all of us.
Yes, I am proud; I must be proud to see
Men not afraid of God, afraid of me:
Safe from the Bar, the Pulpit, and the Throne,
Yet touch’d and sham’d by Ridicule alone.
O sacred Weapon! left for Truth’s defence,
Sole Dread of Folly, Vice, and Insolence!
(Epilogue to the Satires, II, 208–13.)
I hate it all at this point.
All these powerful people running around with their super secret squirrel games, like some episode of the Venture Brothers, only more cartoonish. Meanwhile, the rest of the people in this country get trampled underfoot. Mountain ranges of election fraud evidence haven’t penetrated beyond the remaining right wing media on the Internet. The typical normies are as pig ignorant and dead eyed farm animals as ever.
I’m still holding the course for Trump to win this mainly because he has to, but the long-term prospects for the entire world are just in the dumpster.
Jonathon Swift would have been Arkancided for what he would be writing if he were around in these pathetic times.
Corollary: if you’re not getting death threats then you’re not really doing full-on satire.
I’d pay to see that!
TGE is after all The Master of The (cabal) Troll.
Lord thats some deliciousness if it is accomplished like that. Nothing like hanging the assholes on their own petards in whats sure to be one of the most watched events in media history.
Trying to imagine how they are going to shadow ban the Senate President counting Electoral College votes and selecting the winner with a totally rigged Dominion Election Coup machine.
Can see it now…
Trump: Hey Snark, hand me my beer.
AC, you rock. Made my day.
Trump would absolutely have created at least one of the top three moments in all of American history, and absolutely, the no holds barred greatest moment that will ever be recorded on video. Children will be watching that moment in American history classrooms for centuries, as the moment our Republic was saved from the most treasonous conspiracy it will ever face.
Won’t the MSM just spin it as a big fake, and that Trump is committing a coup of his own?
My biggest criticism of this plan remains the failure to do anything about the main stream news media. Too many people are still under a spell. It’s the single most powerful tool being used against us.
The only peaceful way I see, out of the this current situation at least, is for Biden and his people to eventually be forced to concede and admit the fraud. Even if Trump hast to confront them with the evidence in the oval office
Anything else I figure will just lead to violence, as usual directed solely against ordinary people like us, and we were headed there anyway, so what was the point of the plan? I would hope that any white hat plan didn’t actually include Civil War.
Violence in inevitable – the other side will never let you live in peace so get past that. They’ve also thrown down the rules – no quarter is to be given. So you either prepare to fight them or prepare to be genocided… up to you.
just so. everyone who’s out there saying “cross the Rubicon, Trump!” is completely missing the real point: the deep state and their demowhores already crossed it. armed, in force, live on national TV. or are we supposed to believe that wholesale theft of the election(s) is just good hard politics as usual?
the GOP, too. still waiting for the thundering sound of republican fury as they stand tall to defend their candidate(s)* and the nation.
*say, how come no republican anywhere ever says the name “John James of Michigan”? why is that?
Regardless of who puts the lead on them (either popo, military/NG or armed citizens in self defense), you can bet the “shoot me nigga” domestic terrorist crowd is only going to stop acting uncivilized when they are dead. And the people responsible for the creation of these domestic terrorist groups (leads back to Israel) are only going to stop pulling shit like this when they too meet their SMN goons in hell. So yes, violence and death are going to be unavoidable.
Example of recent escalation:
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/299165384
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Antifa take over Hotel on Christmas eve
https://yonews.org/autonomous-zone-antifa-activists-take-over-hotel-near-seattle-as-owner-begs-authorities-for-help/
So some homeless wanted 16 hotel rooms on the 24th. They paid for one night and one night only. As of the 29th they are still there, refusing to leave. Locks have been changed, but Antifa has kicked open the doors.
The manager is going to have to fire his employees due to lack of funds.
Antifa wants the state to pay their bill.
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The GOPe and conservatism are dead. They are shit too, so that’s a great thing.
Populist Christian Nationalism is the true grassroots ideological force the People want, and the cuckservatives, RINOs and ziocunty neocons are going to get steamrolled by the will of the PEOPLE, the billions tu they get from their Jewish and shabboz goy financiers won’t be enough to keep grass roots PCN from tearing their gatekeeping operations down and burn their red flavor of kosher establishment to the ground.
Speaking of which, fuck Charlie Kirk and his homo Israel first ass, here is an open letter from a veteran who survived the Israeli attack on the USS Liberty to him:
https://archive.vn/Y8apo
Zionist and CCP traitors need to be deported or executed West wide (legally off course).
Can’t spin shit when they are hanging for treason.
Mike Pence Intends to Count the Electoral Votes on a Dominion Voting Machine
If he does this it will be the greatest troll ever in the history of planet earth. It will the most brilliant meme ever. It will be stupendous beyond belief. It will vindicate Trump supporters by the largest amount that can be possibly be arranged. The left will go into a serious melt down they may never ever recover from. If he does not do this he will have lost the largest opportunity ever. I don’t think there are superlative words big enough invented yet for this action but I’m sure a new one will be minted that will be carried down for many thousands of years.
The only hole in this idea is that it has to involve Pence. If it was Junior, Trump himself or even Hawley or Cruz, maybe. Pence is too straight laced to do this.
That isn’t to say it’s not the greatest troll and GFY ever ‘cause it certainly would be that.
And yet, what is the one thing which would give us a reservation about Pence in 2024? It is that he is such a gentleman and always plays by Marquis of Queensbury rules. With this, he permanently fixes that problem. In truth, if he doesn’t do this, and Trump isn’t elected, his chances in 20-whenever would be slim at best, even without fraud – and with fraud he would probably have to flee the country realistically. You can see what is going on out there. They are working from the unknown dissidents like Binney and bloggers now, up to guys like Pence and Trump once Biden is in.
But if Pence does this, he becomes legendary, and he is guaranteed two terms, in a free country where he and his family are not hunted and murdered in their sleep by technologies nobody even knows exist.
I think this is possible, just because circumstances are so extraordinary.
Prays Keck!
Trumpchumps gettin’ desperate
as time runs out for the Orange con-artist.
sad
I actually publish comments like these, just because I am so certain of how this ends, and I know how amusing they will be later.
Say, Haxo, you’re a lot bolder here than on the other sites you sully. What gives?
I demand better quality demoralization shills. This cheap low quality attempts at blackpilling aren’t even worth the effort to counter with a proper amygdala hijack.
You are doing a bad job and you should feel bad.
Git gud faggot.
That’s “Orange Julius” to you, ‘tard.
LMFAO! AC.
Release the hounds of Auto-delegitimization!
Brilliant observation about Roberts and his cabal court. Who else needs to get the ultimate real politik wedgey? Just desserts, before the public hangings begin.
The yellow media you knows gonna attempt to gaslight this, not that they will save what tiny shreds of illusions of legitimacy remains. But what choice have they really. They get auto-implicated too, after everything who else is it who’s tried to grift this pig in a poke election coup, the whole never ending palace clown show coup gone terribly wrong?
So, if its the real deal, how many fail to show up in congress because the chink lung aids as an excuse?
Or maybe thats in the plan too, grab em red handed at the airstrips and heliports?
Trump gets the ultimate revenge for the guys who didnt make it out of Benghazi, only POTUS can grant cross border authority, would not that be revenge served up best cold, gives CBA for a seal team to nab the light bringer and the clintons? Ha Ha Ha!
Gee, you give it a good think the implications are limitless. The very thing they used, becomes N.E.M.E.S.I.S.
Whole things worth the chuckles even if its a classic Anon troll. cabal can’t be 100% certain its a gag. Sure blow some covers, show some hole cards, cause they can’t risk it not being a troll. No matter what its a Master troll and who does that best right?
This is so good, if it didn’t come to pass, the mind fuck this is probably doing on the rats has to have them checking their bug-out pilots to be sure their ready, fueled up to scram in minutes to their chosen non-extradition treaty state.
Will obot’s SS detail leave with him or leave him naked? Might get lucky, and their protection details go Ronin, like on the Clinton’s, they see the jigs up, and they do the world a solid and just shoot the motherfuckers. cabal ain’t the only one who can pass word, you do us this we give you immunity. cabal better be careful, its started that shit, paybacks a nasty bitch. Binney gets vindicated? In honor of LeVoy Finnicum, Seth Rich, even the months of dieseling they did to Gary Hunt. And Mike Vanderboegh, he always believed vengeance would prevail for everything they did to folks from Ruby Ridge to Fast & Furious.
Loretta Lynch, Romney family, kamel=toe and her chi-com Dominon lawyer husband? Those snakes can’t hide, the worlds too small. What life?
Who would provide shelter for pedo=joe, and Soros along with his high lord muckymuck Nazi partner, be some of the most radioactive insects there be, those two last pieces of human garbage, they got to be thinking they may not be so immortal after 1-20-21.
Imagine man, all those swamp creatures, the billions cable expects a return on and paid back in full, them assholes got their peckers in a serious ringer, how they going to make good on the ultimate loan shark loans, when their illusion of legitimacy no longer grants them the power of lucre and pillage, they be essentially penniless in seconds, except for what they ratholed, and you still need to get to the just in case stash. Never mind the chi-coms will probably yank the plug on the international basket of currency system or whatever bankster system they are in, to save their bankrupt commie hides.
Think thats why they can’t control the increases in physical metals and bullion market prices of late? Or why its rising, they are doing contingency things because they see they could really lose again?
I mean, physical gold, morphine, pure heroine, not so much diamonds, but say high grade colored gems, what else is transportable liquid assets, will be the only form of the kind of bucks these scumbags they can transport in an emergency and get out of Dodge with?
I been watching for signs the bug-out non-extradite states there’s insects making preps to do the Skip Town act. Obots red diaper baby top minions, they all set up their safe-enclaves like in Qatar the summer of 2016, Jarret Sunstein, Lynch think it was bought up places to the tunes of mega millions. Then again, Ol Trump, didn’t he just change all the rules in the Mideast?
Always figured that whole false flag NewZealand fake mass musloid shooting was done to get rid of the majority of indigenous armed citizenry weapons, to clear out any threats as its supposed to be a prime globo-pedo skeedaddle spot. Lot of back country folks there have an American like gun culture. In particular long range mountain terrain expertise.
Plesasepleaseplesase!
You having fun?, cause I’m tickled pink.
Oh yeah, the old lasdy and me got to gaming it out, speaking of master trolls, this is what Trump just did, get this:
Holds back, timing is everything, waits knowing the swamp is going to give the dirt people the fuck you, $600 bucks, the money goes out international is cabal loan sharking payments and laundering cash, knows 600 bucks is the insult its intended and everyone will pick up on it, so he feeds out the line, feels the nibble, reefs on the pole and sets the hook deep, now instead of 1200, he adds 800 for a special kind of Christmas gift to his faithful, they insects cant back out, instead that nice cool cash earmarked for lucre, now goes into the pockets the the ones they gave the finger to, but whats even better, is now, everyone gets the 1200 lot of folks really need it, keeps the fiat inside sovereign borders, helps the ones who are targeted thru economic warfare, and, drum roll please……there’s $800 clams extra, found money, times two for couples, guess what that comes in handy for if you can do with the original 1200 bucks? A great perdiem to travel to the swamp, to be there when it all goes down?
Is that not Trump or what?
And everyone one of the fuckers in that cesspit will know see and hear all these good folks they been screwing outside waiting.
There’s a certain symmetry to it, only Trump could do this, and its one more item shows the guys knows everything, he could not pull this off if he did not.
well, I am no pence fan, but if anyone can deadpan it…
I haven’t given up on pence, barr either for that matter.
Yeah that and how many places he’s been banned. Haxo might be legendary, been around steady at least 10-11 years. Trolls be bellwether’s as when they show up you know the truths being discussed are dead nuts over the target, they paint a detailed map of who and what is forbidden and proscribed. Only question is whether he is cabal insect or like a flasher, gets sadistic pleasure out of the disgust generated exposing himself to polite folks. Maybe both?
In it’s way its a good thing, proof AC is a purveyor of truths and wisdoms forbidden.