Madman Storms Comet Ping Pong Pizza, Lets Shots Fly

Came well armed, wanting to know all about how Hillary abused children there:

A man allegedly armed with an assault rifle terrified customers when he walked into a popular pizza restaurant and demanded to know the truth about a conspiracy theory that claimed Hillary Clinton had abused children there.

Edgar Maddison Welch, 28, was arrested and charged after he stormed into Comet Ping Pong in Washington D.C. on Sunday at about 3pm armed with the rifle.

Police said Welch told them he went to the pizzeria to investigate ‘pizza gate’ – a bogus story on fake news sites prior to the election that claimed Clinton had run a child sex abuse ring there.

Something feels off about this. If a guy cares that much, would he not investigate online enough to know that Hillary is not even a part of the allegations? Either this is the typical media piss-poor reporting, or the guy is a total whack job – or even more likely, a mélange of the two. We’ll have to wait and see if we ever get the real story, or if this guy was disappeared into the tunnels under the pizza place, never to be seen again.

One interesting thing – how quickly they have put the term “Fake News” into regular use to describe anything which does not follow the regular media narrative. I find the term amusing, because the establishment use to use subtle, indirect terminology you would have to think about, and which would attach disrepute to an idea by subtle, indirect association.

“Conspiracy theory” was a good example. Something may have been alleging a conspiracy, and it may have been an unproven theory, but combining the terms was enough for people to mix the messages and get the message that the idea was to be disregarded by the peasants.

But among today’s idiot lemmings? At six syllables, and a complex concept that requires thought to boot, “conspiracy theory” would just not be effective today. As a result of how stupid the populace is today, the elites had to break down and simply begin labeling things “Fake News” outright.

I don’t know how it could get stupider in the future, but it will need to if r-selection continues. Maybe if r-selection continues, one day news anchors will be pointing to ideas on the screen, while grunting and farting to signal establishment disapproval. “Bad Thought!” they’ll say emphatically, as they wave their hands under their noses, as if to disperse the smell.

And the lemmings will squinch up their noses and nod.

Post a link to r/K Theory online so others will learn about it, because nobody wants to watch Katie Couric fart

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7 years ago

[…] Madman Storms Comet Ping Pong Pizza, Lets Shots Fly […]

Anonymous
Anonymous
7 years ago

False flag.

Humberto
Humberto
7 years ago

It’s very easy to control leftists. Since their brain is wired to always avoid outgrouping, the terms “conspiracy theory” and “fake news” are very effective. When believing in alternative narratives makes you a “schizo” the bunnies will stick with the official narrative even if it is stupid(“Trump is controlled by Russia”, “Breitbart is russian propaganda”). The fear of outgrouping can be used to brainwash those fuckers, if I was some sort of Illuminati I would love leftists.

Matt Lawrence
Matt Lawrence
7 years ago

I’ve been following some of the coverage and this looks like a deliberately organized false flag. Among other things, a rifle is totally the wrong weapon for this sort of attack unless it was intended to use the demon of “assault rifles” as well.

From the #PizzaGate coverage I have seen so far, my belief is there is something a lot deeper than “pizza” going on.

Anonymous
Anonymous
7 years ago

This smells wrong.

nightskyradio
7 years ago

That tag line at the end is the greatest one yet.

Deplorable Stacey 🐸 (@NatinalistReviw)
7 years ago

This is one of the reasons I’ve been kind of ambivalent about pizzagate. You can’t go around throwing accusations of pedophilia at people without some kind of solid-turn-it-in-to-the-police kind of evidence. Getting labeled a pedophile is the kind of thing that gets people killed.

Now, the Establishment can say “look! we told you those fake news sites were dangerous!” Our whole side will get painted as either like this gunman or encouraging him. It gives an excuse for a crackdown.

“If a guy cares that much, would he not investigate online enough to know that Hillary is not even a part of the allegations?”

He could be a plant or he could just be mentally unstable.

Mr_Twister
Mr_Twister
7 years ago

It’s a false flag, the Perp is an actor, made such an idiot of himself…

“soooo obviooooously…ANYTHING Pizzagate is idiotic too.. geddit sheeple?” – MSM/Enemedia.

DirkH
7 years ago

Conspiracy theory was invented by CIA following doubts in official account of JFK murder.
It recently lost its usefulness so they had “Fake News” already in the backburner to churn it out as needed.
The usefulness of “Fake News” though will not be five minutes. It’s too late. That trick doesn’t work anymore.

gxg
gxg
7 years ago

In somewhat related news, Pedophile Trumpeter Beaten to Death With Own Instrument
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/12/06/pedophile-trumpeter-beaten-to-death-with-own-instrument-by-angry-parents.html

The whole scenario made me think of r/K. The law was lenient. Parents were not.