Liberals Gain Weight Due To Trump

It all makes sense if you understand the mechanism:

Come this time of year, it’s usually the holidays that lead to overeating. But now another event has some people packing on the pounds: the election of Donald Trump.

From Massachusetts General Hospital’s Weight Center, to a pilates studio in Belmont, to a South End bakery, some Hillary Clinton supporters have taken to stress eating, bigly.

“The response is similar to what you see after a divorce or a death in the family,” said Fatima Cody Stanford, an obesity-medicine physician at MGH’s Weight Center.

“Numb” and “fearful” patients are backsliding into comfort food, she said, adding that it’s too early to know whether people will lose the Trump weight.

Liberals are trying to self medicate, using food to trigger dopamine release, in an attempt to raise deficient dopamine activity in their brains, both due to high long-form

This is a brain which is designed to exist in a world filled with dopamine, where free resources, lots of sex, and easy successes all arise so often that the liberal brain is awash in dopamine all of the time. When that brain finds itself in an environment where dopamine is suddenly cut short, it will reflexively seek out dopamine triggering stimuli, to try and restore the balance.

Strangely, I get less hungry when stressed, and begin to focus compulsively on resolving the stressor, but I guess it is just a different psychology.

You have to wonder what the rabbits in the Apocalypse will look like.

You might want to tell other people about the Five Star Reviews of r/K Theory, because it is an excellent way to trigger a dopamine release