Kin Jong Un Bans Sarcasm

He is like a little addict, growing ever more addicted to the dopamine rush of tyranny each day:

North Korea’s Kim Jong-un has banned sarcasm because he fears people only agree with him ironically, according to reports. Government officials were apparently warned they will “not be forgiven” if they are heard being sarcastic. Mass meetings were organised across the country to spread the word about the new order.

“One state security official personally organised a meeting to alert local residents to potential ‘hostile actions’ by internal rebellious elements,” Radio Free Asia’s Korean Services quoted a source as saying. “The main point of the lecture was ‘keep your mouths shut’.”

One of the banned phases is “this is all America’s fault”, alluding to Mr Kim’s default position of blaming the US for everything that goes wrong. “This habit of the central authorities of blaming the wrong country when a problem’s cause obviously lies elsewhere has led citizens to mock the party,” the source told Radio Free Asia.

You cannot say the world lacks a sense of humor. When you get these characters, with the seed of r-selection within them, and give them limitless power, it will eventually become sickly comical.

Here is Chia-pet jr, given complete and total power, and does it make him ever stronger? Not in the least. Every day he becomes more and more of an insecure neurotic, freaking out about ever more minor things. The power actually makes him weaker and weaker. You could not make these things up.

Pretty soon this fat little fireplug walks into a room, and everyone in it is worried that their posture, or their facial expression, or a comment they make will somehow trigger “Dear Leader,” and that will be it for them. Even funnier is that as he approaches peak looniness, the world he creates looks more and more like the Utopia every SJW dreams of.

r-selection is a disease, every bit as serious as drug addiction. Sadly in Kim Jong Un’s case it will not be fixed until he is dead, and every day until then will be a neurotic prison of this crazy little bastard’s own making,