An Easter egg hunt descended into chaos on Saturday after parents in Orange, Connecticut, stormed the field.
Children as young as four were trampled by adults in a rampage to steal buckets and grab as many of the 9,000 hidden eggs as possible from the third annual free event at the PEZ headquarters.
One four-year-old son was left ‘bloody’ on the sports field and a two-year-old girl was shoved into the mud, witnesses claimed.
A horrified parent described the scene as ‘an angry mob of chaos’ with ‘not one toddler hunting for eggs’ among the crowds of adults…
A PEZ official confirmed the meltdown.
‘We started talking to people and say “hey this is supposed to start at certain time. That lasted about a minute and everyone just rushed the field and took everything,’ said Pez General Manager Shawn Peterson.
This is again, a measure of the societal resource status. Society is entering a period of ever so slight, resource-restricted angst, and that angst is provoking behavior which looks unusual to us, having been raised in a glut. Had every one of these parents just won a lottery, or if they all had ten thousand dollars sitting in their bank accounts unused, their behavior would have been much different. This is the mild angst which is conditioned over years of a minor resource denial.
K-strategists, placed in a position of such mild angst, will in-group and treat their in-group like kings, while disregarding out-group interests. By and large, when resource restriction is only slight, that will make them much more civil toward fellow Americans, since their countrymen are of their in-group. Additionally, their innate care for children will make them unwilling to hurt any child. These things don’t happen in a K-adapted society, unless it is literally fight or die.
Those who are presently rabbitized however, when exposed to such mild angst, will simply go insane, due to not being acclimated to resource restriction. They will reflexively and opportunistically seize any free resources which are easily taken without cost. Lord help any three year old which stands between a panicked rabbit and their plastic Easter egg filled with a couple of PEZ pills.
When the Apocalypse comes, you should in-group with like-minded souls for your own sanity as well as your safety. Spending most of your time among fellow K-strategists will remind you that you aren’t actually insane, and it will reduce your stress levels immensely. Also, should you need to venture out, 99 times out of a hundred a large and threatening group’s presence will force the rabbits to maintain order. Should they not, your numerical superiority will be calming enough to prevent you from going apeshit yourself and just dropping bodies on principle. These things are much more enjoyable to watch from a detached position of saftey anyway.
But have no illusions, if this is what a children’s Easter egg hunt held in the midst of a glut looks like, Great Depression 2.0 is going to be un-fucking-believable. Our society is filled with rabbits which are not designed to deal with that level of stress. To paraphrase the old King of the Hill TV show, it will be putting all kinds of excess stress on cognitive structures that weren’t up to code to begin with.
Arm up and be ready. Civilized society is going away entirely at some point.
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These things don’t happen in a K-adapted society, unless it is literally fight or die.
What things don’t happen? Is this a typo? Did you mean r-adapted society?
No, K’s are amazingly civil among fellow citizens, unless resources run out and somebody has to die. I think it is because if you are designed as, say a cop or soldier, your amygdala is designed for a world where violence is an inherent part of it. You are trained for enemy soldiers throwing grenades, or gangbangers firing Tec-9’s at you.
By comparison, no Easter egg hunt, even one where there aren’t enough Pez, is just cause to go full on savage and brain a few toddlers.
But if you are a rabbit, and merely hearing a single politically incorrect word can cause your heart to flutter, make your blood pressure explode, and precipitate a violent rage, then there had better Fucking-A be enough Easter eggs, and that Johnson kid better not try to horde any, or by God somebody is going to get it, and they are going to get it good.
Children turning on spits over low coals, as I’ve said over and over and over; that day us coming unless we do some major culling _soon_.
We throw so many children into Moloch’s fires with abortion already, it’s really not that much of a change.
At least we don’t usually eat them, though.
Nah, we just use them in skin care products.
I was thinking who takes their kid to some place where they know there is going to be a huge crowd? Organize a neighborhood hunt or something. Looking at the pictures of the crowd, I was surprised at the demographic make-up…
Interestingly, one that you wouldn’t have heard about unless you were local was a similar event planned by a church here in the Dallas suburbs. This one was planned as a helicopter egg drop, and thanks to “social media” instead of the expected 1000-3000 children, well over 10,000 showed up, in the demographics that I suspect you expected.
You won’t hear about it because the church sponsoring it saw the crowd, decided it was too dangerous, and just flew the helicopter away with zero eggs dropped. (They’ve done it in years past with the expected number of children and no problems.)
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Negroes did this. I’m surprised the original headline didn’t read “terrorized by ‘teens’ “. Negroes love taking public transport to get free shit, and just because the small community of Orange CT is mostly White doesn’t mean shit, it’s a burb of New Haven CT and is in New Haven County, which is in total only 68% White, 12% Negro, 15% Mestizo, 3% “Asian,” and 2% multiracial. The city of New Haven is 35% Negro. Ask yourself, why are there no photos of the actual “terrorization” but only photos of the crowd before the event, and no photos or mentions of arrested persons, but only interviews with Whites who attended? You know why.
This smelled of Negro from the moment I first heard the story. They can ride from New Haven to Orange pretty easy, Route O will pick a brutha up from a census tract that is 85% Negro and drop a brutha off less than a half mile from the event.
It’s one of the rules: never do anything “free” if you live near Negroes and never go to the “free” or “fambly night” of any fair or event, just let the chimpout happen when you’re not there. And if you go to an event and you see more Negroes than there should be, or a sudden increase in Negroes there, leave ASAP.