Idiocracy Arrives – BBC Goes Full Retard

Actual article on BBC’s Pidgin Site:

One woman for India don get permission from court to divorce her husband because im no gree build toilet for dem house.

The woman wey dey for her 20’s don dey married to her husband for five years, but na for inside bush she dey poopoo…

The lawyer for di woman tell AFP news agency say the judge say to dey make di woman poopoo for outside na one form of torture…

To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.

This is actually as smart a solution as I could see, given the predicament of operating in an SJW-converged organization. Picture it.

You work in BBC. You can’t not hire the 3rd world African immigrant retards, because that would be discriminatory. So you hire one, and next thing you know they submit this article about “womenz ‘n dar pisses en poopies win India,” which to them is high intellectual fare. What do you do? You can’t ignore it, that would be discriminatory. You can’t correct it, that would be a gross assertion of white/intellectual privilege. You can’t not print it, because that would be discriminatory and rude.

So you have two options. You either print it on the regular BBC site as is, turning your bread and butter site into a laughing stock, or you come up with a great idea for a new subset of the BBC, devoted to “pidgin,” a “language” without grammar or spelling which changes every day, and stick it there.

Now you have a 2nd site specifically marketed to the imbeciles who can’t understand English, and you have not tainted your main site, either.

Spread r/K Theory, cuz m idjits ‘n ‘tards ‘nt gon kill ‘mselves

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infowarrior1
7 years ago

Could you explain the “We Wuz Kangs” phenomenon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPLP8B5G3-I

They think that white people stole civilization from them or something.

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234534647643632
7 years ago

SO PROGRESSIVE! SO BRAVE! POWERFUL!

Oh man, I’m pissing myself laughing at this crap.

OrdinaryAverageGuy
OrdinaryAverageGuy
7 years ago

>cuz m idjits ‘n ‘tards ‘nt gon kill ‘mselves
Given the number of pictures I’ve seen recently of Antifa groups carrying around rifles they’ve never actually trained with, with their fingers inside the trigger guard, waving them around like they’re chic accessories, and accusing anyone with a particular haircut of being a Nazi, I’m going to have to disagree with you on that point.

But seriously, I have noticed that in all the pictures I’ve seen of Antifa with guns, they give off a strong “I’ve never practiced or trained for combat in my life” vibe. It’s like they think a gun is some kind of magic totem that grants them badass fighting ability, regardless of their lack of training or support equipment (most of them look like they only have one magazine on them — the one currently loaded). Is this virtue signalling taken to its (il-)logical conclusion?

Then there’s the fact that, according to their Twitter profiles, they only just got into guns right now after Trump was elected. I even saw one guy saying they shouldn’t get guns now — rather, they should wait until “it goes down,” at which point, and I shit you not, this is what he said: “guns will be everywhere, and we can just pick them up and use them.”

I get the feeling Antifa isn’t going to be the most competent in actual fighting. I still consider them a threat, in the same way I would consider an idiot at a gun range with no concept of safety a threat, but I don’t see the bulk of them as being any kind of fighting force. Maybe they’ve got a few wacked-out anarchists in their ranks that actually take things seriously, but the rank-and-file Antifa member seems more dangerous to his “comrades” than to his enemies from my perspective.

Duke Norfolk
7 years ago

Holy crap. I really did think I’d seen it all (or anticipated what was coming). This is beyond belief.

Pitcrew
Pitcrew
7 years ago

Good find AC, instant comedy gold.

Mark in Atlanta
Mark in Atlanta
7 years ago

maybe, however, it’s likely that the British Government wants to influence the locals in that resource rich part of Nigeria/Africa, stir up separatist sentiment or at least stoke unrest, remember the US has established large numbers of so-called lily pad bases, having the BBC under the cover of Political Correctness establish a propaganda outlet aimed at the resources is quite ingenious!

George Boutin
7 years ago

The r/K theory cannot be applied to a specific part of a species. It’s an observation on a species as a whole.

Anon
Anon
Reply to  Anonymous Conservative
7 years ago

LOL you are right, as I’ve been sharing it. Nice observation AC.

SteveRogers42
SteveRogers42
7 years ago

AnonCon, you big man gotta sensa Yuma all day, you bet.

John Calabro
John Calabro
7 years ago

I could not read this. Seriously do they not have an editor

John Calabro
John Calabro
7 years ago

Hey Anonymous what do you think of this show Naked Attraction dating show? From England.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4650158/Channel-4-s-Naked-Attraction-causes-controversy.html

John Calabro
John Calabro
Reply to  Anonymous Conservative
7 years ago

Publicity can help and sexual one are great way to get the left to look and right to write about. I think you have one piece of the puzzle but it works both ways.

Remember the media did not expect that their reporting of Donald Trump would back fire (he wants to send back Mexicans ect). When I was growing up and the media kept going displaying their horror and on the violence in Grand Theft Auto 3 (before that Heavy Metal) and warning parents. You know what happen? It became one of the greatest selling game of all time. Another one to think about is Gamergate.

GTA 5 was band in Target in Australia for sexism and so some men brought extra copies and boycotted Target for reasons. I think your site and books you could work it both ways. Yes sex can sell but you know what sexism (from the left view) can also sell.

Get some known Left wing media source like the Young Turks or CNN to go on how bad your book is (racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, ect) and how parents should protect their young children from this harmful thing and just wait for people to want to buy the forbid books. Or get a fox news, Alex Jones or Steven Crowder to go on about how bad the book is (poor source, not good for children, anti christian ect). It can also work on the positive thing such as a recommendation from Bill Whittle or Stefan Molyneux (how I found out of your work and jim penman both great reads). Best recommendation if you can get it would be in my opinion Vox Day.