What concerns me even more than our shaky economic situation is that America doesn’t have anyone roasting fetuses and coating them in gold leaf for black magic purposes.
A British man of Asian origin was arrested in Thailand after police found him in possession of six human fetuses that had been roasted and covered in gold leaf in a black magic ritual, The Telegraph reports.
I think we need to immediately devote $300 billion of taxpayer money to a recruitment drive, to find at least 3 baby roasting black magic acolytes, and complete the diversity in our cultural tapestry.
I’m just left wondering, if maybe we spent a little above that, could we find one who was also a cannibal to be really thorough.
The man, Chow Hok Kuen, 28, confessed to police he had bought the fetuses from a Taiwanese man a few days earlier for 200,000 baht ($6,382), and he intended to smuggle them into Taiwan, where he would have been able to sell them for at least six times that amount…
Planned parenthood is presently trying to figure out how to get in on the action. They just aren’t sure of the exact roasting procedure, if they need basting during, or if they could keep from eating them once roasted.
Apocalyse Cometh™