Category Archives: Humor
Man Tries To Build X-Ray Death Ray To Deal With Muslim Problem
The government does not want anyone but standard Mark I Fedguv wetworkers wielding X-ray Deathrays: He concocted a plan to build a death ray machine, calling it Hiroshima on a light switch. His target was apparently Muslims and President Barack … Continue reading
Monkey In Libya Pulls Off Headscarf, 20 Dead, 50 Wounded
Talk about a hair trigger psychology: Days of deadly tribal clashes have erupted in southern Libya after a pet monkey attacked a high school girl. Abdel-Rahman Areish, the head of Sabha city hospital, told The Associated Press news agency on … Continue reading
Lena Dunham Describes An Amygdala Hijack
Great story: … the resolve and passion of students, many of whom had made their way over from the Bernie Sanders campaign, gave me a sense of hope that got me downright high. I didn’t see how with faces this … Continue reading
Ft Meyers Doctor Offers Testosterone Supplementation To Hillary Voters
Funny ad: The doctor says it’s a humorous way to promote his business and also join the political discussion, but some radio listeners aren’t laughing. “Most are not aware of the effect low T can have on your mental state. … Continue reading
What Will It Look Like When Hillary Collapses At The Debates?
You know, that ever the gentleman, Donald will lift her back up.
Was Hillary Clinton Poisoned?
The man who discovered Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy in the NFL thinks it possible: Bennet Omalu, the forensic pathologist who has made the NFL so uncomfortable with his discovery of chronic traumatic encephalopathy in the brains of deceased players, suggests that … Continue reading
Robbing The Banks Americans Won’t Rob
It is tough when you don’t speak the language: The suspect, who appeared to be in his 50s and spoke in halting English… and handed the branch manager a note demanding a large sum of money or he would set … Continue reading
Of r-selection And Subway Dongle-Massagers
I can’t help but laugh nowadays when I see r-selection in action: They say New Yorkers are tough. But even by big city standards, nobody is as fierce as Deanna Carter, a woman who recently busted out her phone and … Continue reading
Another Face Eating Zombie In Florida
To have two of them is kind of strange: A 19-year-old Florida State University student with no criminal record fatally stabbed a couple at random outside their house, wounded their neighbor and was biting the dead man’s face when deputies … Continue reading
The Few, The Proud, The Fat Chicks Of The Marines
Marines are now recruiting with an eye to finding the next Gunnery Sergeant Triggly Puff: The U.S. Marine Corps issued new guidelines over the Fourth of July holiday weekend that will relax weight limits for servicewomen. Female Marines will now … Continue reading