4500 Smart Canadian K-strategists:
A Canadian militia seems to have taken Donald Trump’s victory very seriously fearing hundreds of thousands of illegal Americans could try to cross the border.
The Permanent Active Militia (PAM) is a country-wide association which is believed to have approximately 4,500 members across the country with its headquarters in Huntington, Ontario, near the Minnesota border…
“ This ain’t no Mexico border. Illegals will face snow and deadly cold temperatures, not withstanding dangerous predator attacks from bears, cougars and wolves. If you’re an American crossing the border illegally, your chances of survival are pretty slim ”
– John C. McCaullagh, Militia leader
“The United States under Obama has gone weak. Those pussy Democrats, they love those illegals, that’s who votes for them. Weak US-Mexico borders means tons of Mexicans are trying to reach Canada illegally also, that’s why we’re here to protect those borders” explains a high-ranking member of PAM, who wishes to stay anonymous…
Militia members are mostly afraid that rapists, criminals, but also surprisingly, liberals, could cross the Canada-United States borders, endangering their families, jobs and way of life.
“It’s not just the rapists and the criminals, it’s also the liberals” explains Jerry Masborough, a 40-year-old militia veteran. “Those liberals, we don’t want anything to do with them. They will make our people weak, we don’t want none of them sissies corrupting our youth. We already got a wuss for a Prime Minister, we don’t need none of them Islam-loving, queer-embracing commies in our own country” he comments. “They can all burn in Hell for all I care”…
K is everywhere. It is just waiting for the right circumstances to burst forward. Canada looks liberal from the outside, but scratch the surface, and you see the veins of K running all through it. In times of r, K’s wisely keep their heads down. Obviously going all K now, and leaving a swath of dead bodies in our wake would be evolutionarily disadvantageous. So we are programmed to go with the flow, and avoid the battle, and that is what we are doing. But times will change, and when conditions are amenable, we will naturally do what is best for our kind.
We’ve endured a long period of r-selection, but now our time is approaching. Donald, as amazing as he is, is just the beginning.
The final destination will be unbelievably sweet for us. We’ve acclimated to our misery to the point that if Hillary, of all people, had won the election, we would have grit our teeth, and gone on as if nothing had happened. Imagine what it will be like when everyone is united in search of freedom, success, and the greatness of America.
When K comes, and we finally find ourselves living in the world we are designed for, it will be magical.
It is not only coming, it is completely unavoidable.
