No, really, Bimbo is her name:
A Nigerian health tourist who cost the NHS £145,000 having quintuplets has said she never even saw a bill.
Bimbo Ayelabola, 37, had to have a complex caesarean section after travelling to Britain while pregnant in 2011.
The operation and neo-natal care for the five babies cost the Health Service in excess of £145,000 – but Miss Ayelabola never paid a penny towards the bill…
And now it has emerged the hospital involved will not chase her for the money…
‘What is it that’s my fault? I don’t understand,’ she said.
‘If it (health tourism) is a problem in the UK, you should talk to the NHS. I have never received my bill. If I had it, I would pay it.’
She is going to pay it in shiny pebbles and bat guano. Lots of shiny pebbles and bat guano. Though in fairness, once our fiat currencies collapse that may be worth much more than a commensurate amount of cash. Is this the road to Xanadu, or what? Thank a liberal.
Her two boys, Tayseel and Samir, and three girls, Aqeelah, Binish and Zara, attend a respected private school nearby…
She is thought to live alone with them and when they are not in school, she takes them with her to work. She charges £40 per hour for a full face of make-up and advertises through her Instagram account, called ‘Otse Beauty’. On the account she posts photographs of herself and others in dramatic eye make-up.
Sometimes accidents happen?
The multiple births are likely to be a result of double doses of fertility drug Clomid, which she took for eight times longer than recommended after buying the pills over the counter in Lagos.
It is so filled with rabbit themes, it is amazing. This is what rabbits are evolving toward. White liberals like to label their iteration of Homo sapiens progressive, ie, it is progressive toward some evolutionary end goal. However from an evolutionary perspective they are not progress, because they don’t reproduce. They are just a weird detour down an evolutionary cul-de-sac – destined to go extinct.
Bimbo (she is even appropriately named!) is real progress toward that ultimate model of r-selected human rabbit. A single-mom’ing, playa-loving, fertility-pill-popping, free-resource-expecting, baby-making machine, whose primary concern in life is flashiness and appearance for mate attraction.
Given millions of years of free resources, I would not be surprised to see a model evolve with bright colors like a macaw, a trilly mating call like a songbird, and some pointless, weird, foot-stomping, vibrating dance they do to attract a mate. I promise you, if there were never an apocalypse, they would eventually mate right on the street in front of everybody in writhing piles like garter snakes – and they’d tell you that you were the weird one if you looked askance as you passed them.
The true cost of health tourism NHS is unknown, but a Government commissioned report in 2013 put it as high as £2billion.
Resources are free! Eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow,
Apocalypse cometh™
