Adobe Can Make Your Voice Sound Like Anyone’s

This could be the first step in a major strike against liberalism

Ever wanted to make Natalie Portman yell obscenities at your neighbors? What if Garey Busey could leave your mother a sexy voicemail on her birthday? Wanted to prank your little brother by forcing him to call his crush and profess his love? Adobe has you covered.

When Adobe released photoshop in 1990, it dreamed of a world where movie studios and photo editors could do in minutes what once took hours. It never dreamed the world would take the digital editor and use it to put celebrity heads on porn star bodies, distort women’s bodies in magazine cover, and create vile memes.

Now, the same company that gave the world Photoshop wants to do for the human voice what it did for the human image—give people the tools to warp it in anyway they see fit. At the Adobe Max Creativity Conference, the company premiered VoCo: an audio editing suite that will allow users to make people say whatever they want just by typing.

Right now leftism thrives on the fact that social structures bottleneck the pathways to success, especially in mainstream media, and nobody is as adept at maneuvering through social structures as rabbits.

Imagine a world where you didn’t need to hire Hugh Jackman to make a movie, or even hire actors, or rent sets, or even operate cameras. Imagine a world where a high school kid with too much time on his hands could write a movie, and then compose it on his computer. He could move virtual people around using software like Halo, he could record from any angle or frame, transition from third person to first person perspectives, he could overlay special effects, and they could even film themselves moving and emoting and have it overlaid on a virtual actor/avatar. He could even speak the lines himself, applying all the intonation nuances he wanted, and then make it sound like anyone. After six months of polishing it he could release the movie online, have it take off virally, and be bigger than Dreamworks or Disney. Now imagine a world with hundreds of thousands of people doing that. Hollywood could never keep up.

You could have virtual newscasts, action movies, sitcoms, even documentaries.

We are heading toward that, and that democratization of media production will change the power structure of the world by robbing a major rabbit warren of a majority of its free resources.

You might want to learn r/K Theory in detail, because your voice will sound smarter talking about it when you tell friends.