K-strategist Humor – Trump and Sanders in a Bar

You can tell times are changing when this joke pops up in polite company:

Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are sitting at the end of a bar.

A man walks in, sees them, and says to the bartender, “Isn’t that Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders?”

The bartender says, “Yeah, that’s them!”

With that, the guy walks over and says, “What are you guys doing in here?”

Trump says, “We’re planning World War III.”

The guy says, “Really? How are you going to fight it?”

Trump says, “Well, We are going to butcher 140 million Muslims – and one blonde with big boobs.”

The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?”

Trump turns to Sanders and says, “See, I told you – no one gives a fuck about the 140 million Muslims!”

When everyone laughs, with just a hint of wide-eye’d surprise that they were caught not considering the Muslims either, that’s the start of in-grouping.

Bring the GOPocalypse Donald.

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8 years ago

[…] By Anonymous Conservative […]

brando
brando
8 years ago

I have a question for you and it’s somewhat off topic but I’m not sure where to post it so I’ll post it here.

I plan on going to college eventually and I want to study evolutionary psychology but I’m still not sure what my major is going to be or what it should be since, as you know, evpsych encompasses a wide range of different fields. I would also like to help spread the ideas that you provide in your book and help build on them further one day. Do you have any advice on how I should go about doing this? If you want, you can respond via email, if you prefer to keep this between the two of us. Any advice at all would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance.

brando
brando
Reply to  Anonymous Conservative
8 years ago

Thank you for this. This was all very helpful advice. And you’re right, I was under the impression that taking the tougher courses whenever I can was the way to go. I’m glad you cleared that up for me.

Without giving away too many details, I have a job in the construction
industry (for now) and I make pretty good money (for now). I don’t
intend to give it up, at least not yet. I was thinking about going into college as a recreational, part time kinda thing but I should probably go in with the objective of learning another skill that’s in demand as you suggested.

I honestly never thought about going into dentistry because I just
never thought of myself as the “dentist type.” Plus, bodily fluids
gross me out but I’m sure I could get over that. On the other hand, I’m interested in the ideas expressed in ‘Nutrition and Physical Degeneration’ by weston price, so maybe dentistry wouldn’t be such a bad idea in the long run after all.

everlastingphelps
everlastingphelps
Reply to  brando
8 years ago

Since I got my first full time job at 18, I’ve been unemployed for a grand total of 72 hours in the last 20 years. Even though I was underemployed for parts of that, I’ve never had the sorts of problems my friends who spend long times “looking” have.

Keep the trades job until you have something better — and when you do, keep up with your tools and have a beer every so often with the guys you worked with anyways.