The Dutch Military is out of ammo.
Dutch soldiers have apparently been shouting “bang, bang” when they shoot their weapons because of an ammunition shortage…
An email leaked from the country’s Defense Ministry to RTL Nieuws revealed the extent of the shortage, unveiling that the deficiency of ammunition has become so acute that it is creating major problems, including the cancellation of a number of compulsory shooting drills…
The lack of bullets is also having an impact on the troops’ moral according to military union VBM.
Jean Debie, chairman of VBM told De Standaard: ‘Even if you have no bullets, you have to train with your weapon. That means you have to call out bang-bang-bang.”
“That is of course disastrous for the morale of the military. You do not want to do this to a professional.”
When the guns break down to the point they are physically falling apart, and they get tired of holding the handguards against the receivers to make a gun-like object, they will just run around with their fingers pointed out shouting “Bang! Bang!”
No word on how they resolve, the inevitable, “I got you!,” “No you didn’t!,” “Yes I did, I got you right there!” battle dilemmas.
There is also no word on if they are getting special training in how to maximize the drama when pretending to be shot in training exercises. I’d assume with all the gays and trannies they probably make it quite an affecting emotional scene, even sans official training, in terms of body convulsions, tearful looks at comrades, and spinning falls as they implore comrades to tell their husbands that they loved them.
Fortunately here in America we’ve lied enough about our fake economy to invest in some fake silencers, so our troops can say “Pew! Pew!” in a muffled voice instead of having to yell “Bang! Bang!,” as if they are some low-rent, third-world army training with imaginary bullets.
Pew! Pew!
On the bright side, this is coming to America. You can imagine what will happen in the revolution when a tranny and homo-filled federal force, trained under these conditions, runs into a large group of all-American beer-fueled rednecks who were prepping like these guys since back when Reagan was President.
(Note – imagine the surveillance deployed on those guys, complete with the neighbor’s house turned into an observation post, technical, infiltration, vehicular, and foot surveillance. And according to the article all the boobs ever did was talk about maybe making explosives someday if the revolution began. According to the article, they never made explosives.
Imagine the surveillance package you would get if you decided to run for State Senate, appeared you were going to win, and maybe could end up in the US Senate some day. Way back in comments after an article on Souter entering the ER after getting assaulted at 2:30 AM in a Washington park near the bathrooms, I remember reading some guy saying that bathroom was notorious for gays giving each other blowjobs through holes in the stall walls at all hours. Imagine what they, (and probably every foreign intelligence service) have on Souter, if he is doing dumb shit like that, and is one of nine people whose interpretations of the Constitution can reform the nation. People have no idea what is out there, or why.)
Apocalypse cometh™
