Barbarians Assault And Soil A Sex Robot At Tech Conference

Bear in mind, these were the geeks:

A display model version of Samantha, a popular high-tech sex robot, was damaged and “heavily soiled” by various men during a tech conference in Barcelona, Spain, this month, according to a report.
Samantha’s developer, Sergi Santos, claimed the men treated the sex robot “like barbarians,” broke two of her fingers, and left her “heavily soiled” at the Arts Electronica Festival.

“The people mounted Samantha’s breasts, her legs and arms… Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled,” declared Santos, who added that the sex robot had to be sent away for repairs and cleaning. “Samantha can endure a lot, she will pull through.”

What a magnificent archive of decent and collapse we are creating.

This was the public doll, so presumably she was being soiled out in the open at her display stand. What would have happened if they had visited her in a private booth? And that doesn’t even ask what the Muslims would have done.

Sex doll repair will probably be a big industry. That and industrial-level desanitization with steam, bleach, high rad Gamma irradiation and nuclear fission.

I do wonder what this technology will do for sexual behavior, among those who use it. How many frustrated geeks these days could develop the urges to torture a girl sexually because of frustration issues, but never manage to work their way toward developing those urges? Once these characters get to try out their fantasies on these robots, breaking a few fingers and slapping her as they have sex, just to hear her robot screams, will they then eventually need to seek out real life women to attack and torture as their urges escalate, and the robot just doesn’t do it for them anymore?

What about the more deviant and sadistic men who tend toward those urges, but never get to begin to satisfy them? Will this offer the crucial stepping stone for the modern dungeon-master to see what it would be like to plunge a knife into a woman’s stomach while in the midst of the throes of passion?

This would seem a more dangerous technology than it might appear at first glance. In addition to many men leaving the dating market, and leaving many women who want romance alone and desperate, the men who remain in the market may end up having among their ranks a much higher number of conditioned sadists and psychopaths who are only there because the mechanized screams of a tortured sex doll just don’t do it for them anymore. And in the beginning they will tend to be rich and tech-savy, making me wonder if they will be harder to catch as they work their way through the dating pool, Hannibal Lector-style.

The only bright spot is, Darwin will continue apace, and eventually we will return to K, since these characters will not be breeding. But that is going to take a couple of generations at least, which will not be doing anything for the feminist harpies of today.

Just when you thought the Apocalypse couldn’t possibly get any more Apocalypsey. All we will be missing is the zombies, the terminator robots, and the werewolves. And I have a feeling the terminators will come online just in time to be included.

Tell your friends about r/K Theory, because even though Darwin cures all societal ills, it would be nice to do it a little easier