Weird Gays, Buttplug Flags, and Journalism in the Apocalypse

This is the ISIS flag.

ISIS Flag

Apparently some gay guy was so wrapped up in that bizarre world of weird sexual behaviors that all he saw in the ISIS flag was an amalgam of the buttplugs and dildos that apparently float around in gay guy’s minds like fake snow in a snow-globe, every waking moment, waiting to free associate with whatever their eyes fall upon. So he decided to make an ISIS flag with buttplugs and dildos and other weird sex toys instead of Arabic symbols, to roll out at gay pride events.

butt plug flag

There is no God but Dildo, and Buttplug is his messenger.

Cue a CNN anchor who became so worried that she had to call in a national security expert, thinking the buttplug flag must have been a sign of imminent terrorist attack at the gay event. Either that or it was a conservative conspiracy to discredit gays by making them look weird.

I’m not sure you could make a movie as funny as what we will see each time the idiots in modern journalism rub up against the retards who are rapidly becoming the defining force within our culture. I’m sure it will just get better and better as the collapse approaches.

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9 years ago

[…] By Anonymous Conservative […]

Aeoli Pera
Aeoli Pera
9 years ago

The variety, I had no idea. There are universes within universes out there, waiting to be discovered. I’m inspired to fire up an episode of Cosmos.

Aeoli Pera
Aeoli Pera
Reply to  Anonymous Conservative
9 years ago

It’s heightened impressionability. Sexual activation makes us highly impressionable, as if we were children again.

TroperA
TroperA
9 years ago

So what happens when the local gay pride marches become a prime juicy target for muslim attacks? I mean, turning an ISIS flag into a buttplug display would seem to all but invite a Charlie Hebdo-style shoot-em-up. (One thing is for sure, the film of the resulting carnage would have to be almost entirely pixelated, given what most people wear to pride parades….)

EA
EA
9 years ago

Misspelling of the best line in the article. Their is no God but Dildo, and Buttplug is his messenger

Should be, “There” is…

Grammar please!

DevilMeNot
DevilMeNot
9 years ago

Can things really be this bad and disgusting? I often don’t see how it can get worse, but
it always does. Where does it end? When K’s are in charge, once more. I can hardly wait.

rani
5 years ago

what kind of activity is that?

Siti Nur Amalia
5 years ago

why is this be so disgusting?