Scalia Assassinated By An Illegal Alien Hooker Hired By The CIA?

According to National Enquirer, yes…

In a bombshell world exclusive, The National ENQUIRER has learned that U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s death was a highly planned “political assassination” carried out by a $2,000-a-night hooker! A top Washington, D.C. source said the Feb. 13 death of the 79-year-old jurist at a remote Texas ranch just 15 miles from Mexico was part of a “shocking conspiracy that tracks back to the CIA and the White House!”

“A CIA operative hired a hooker, who apparently injected Scalia with a needle filled with poison in his buttocks!” the insider disclosed — as recreated in these exclusive ENQUIRER photos. Former Secret Service agent John A. Carman chillingly told The ENQUIRER: “This death has all the markings of a political assassination!”

The way things are going, I’ll be they have the hooker, but INS is refusing to deport her, and she’ll be getting free healthcare from California soon. It is worth noting that were the Trump Wall in place, the CIA would have had a tougher time outsourcing the killing of our Supreme Court Justices to foreign workers.

Even thinking Scalia was probably a saint (and wondering how many Mexican hookers charge 2000 dollares per noche), I would actually believe this before I would have believed a Supreme Court Justice could be found dead with no visible sign of death, and there would be no law enforcement investigation whatsoever. No search for a poison, no autopsy before a government official declared it natural causes, sight unseen, and he was immediately cremated, despite being a devout Catholic.