Robbing The Banks Americans Won’t Rob

It is tough when you don’t speak the language:

The suspect, who appeared to be in his 50s and spoke in halting English… and handed the branch manager a note demanding a large sum of money or he would set off a bomb.

It read:

“WE CAUTION WE HOLD TH BOMB, IF ONE TRIES TO (TREACHERY) WILL DIE AND SAIDTHAT YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO PlAY DIE WE NEED SEVENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS WITH OUT THE PIECE WE SEE YOU WELL AND YOUR FAMILY ARE WAITING FOR YOU AGINE NO (TREACHERY). (NB) READ 4 MINUTES SENT THE HOSTAGE BOMB WE NEED THE $75,000.00…”

The man tried to explain his demands but had trouble because of the language barrier and then asked for an Arabic interpreter, authorities said.

“The manager had an employee call an employee at another branch who speaks Arabic,” the affidavit stated. “The translator stated the male was asking to make a deposit…”

The note was written on the back of a withdrawal slip with a bank account number that police traced to a 31-year-old man they believe was the suspect’s accomplice, according to the affidavit.

As if things couldn’t get more ridiculous. I’m guessing the translator was a vet who picked up just enough Arabic to recognize this guy wanted money transferred and placed somewhere, he just didn’t catch the part about it being placed in his hand, so he could hotfoot it out the door.

Imagine the frustration of the bank robber, who has come all that way, built up all of that motivation, and the teller can’t read his note. So then he is forced to ask for a translator. Then he is thwarted by a bad translator who mistranslates his demand for the money. Then the teller plays dumb. At that point, I would have made a scene. At its core, this was really a failure in migrant services.

We are approaching a magic moment. This is where there is so much fucked up with the entire nation that the fucked-upedness and incompetence is beginning to interfere with itself and slow our descent. This is what life is like when you have so many enemies that when they all move in to fuck you over at once, they get in each other’s way and screw each other up more effectively than you could parry their attacks.

Yes, we have imported violent savages. Yes, our population is totally pussified and moronic. Yes, our idiot government demands we try to make the migrants lives as easy as possibly by offering them all manner of services. But between our illiterate imported savages (with very little stick-to-it-iveness, I might add), and the barely literate halfwits that man our banks who can actually see the word “BOMB” next to “$75,000” in a letter handed to them and still not figure out it is a robbery, and our translators who can’t actually understand the languages they specialize in, what should have been a total victory for evil ends up as if there had never been an attempted robbery in the first place. It all evens out.

We are still on course for the collapse, just this may be the comedic phase of the decline.

Again, migrants tend to be r-strategists. The vast majority of these migrants chose to come to America in search of free resources. When resources aren’t as free as they want, they will seek free resources wherever they can, at almost any cost. Be ready to either not get in their way, or drop them where they stand.

It’s a mighty interesting little Apocalypse we are cooking up here.