Monkey In Libya Pulls Off Headscarf, 20 Dead, 50 Wounded

Talk about a hair trigger psychology:

Days of deadly tribal clashes have erupted in southern Libya after a pet monkey attacked a high school girl.

Abdel-Rahman Areish, the head of Sabha city hospital, told The Associated Press news agency on Sunday 20 people have been killed and 50 wounded…

The monkey pulled off a girl’s headscarf and reportedly bit and scratched her, leading men from the Awlad Suleiman tribe to retaliate by killing three Gaddadfa people – as well as the monkey.

“There was an escalation on the second and third days with the use of tanks, mortars, and other heavy weapons,” a resident told Reuters on condition of anonymity because of the denigrating security situation.

“Tanks, mortars, and other heavy weapons.” I just love saying it.

And now we have millions of them in the West.

I am seriously considering moving to Europe just to watch when the Apocalypse gets underway, and real K-selection begins. Or maybe Detroit. Wherever they are, it promises to be quite a show.

You might want to tell people about r/K Selection Theory because of tanks, mortars, and other heavy weapons.